Interesting Things I've Heard @ Work


A: "Are you bringing your kids in?" B: "My headset?"

"...will orchestrate the gradual insertion..."

It's like gloves for your ass

"we need to get everyone in a room with knives and pens and work this out"	certainly one of the best

I can't wait for my cat to stop being radioactive.

critical mass of awesomeness

"Let us know if we have any questions."

"Things are progressing smartly!"

"vitriolic reciprocity"

"The question is whether you feel like being held accountable."

"We'd have to up-SKU that..."

complexability

It's not rocket surgery!

extra-free

contiguitize

lexographically